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Mikan Yuuki
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Campfire Stories Sept 16, 2007 15:40:02 GMT -5

Post by Mikan Yuuki on Sept 16, 2007 15:40:02 GMT -5

Alright, I'll tell you the first story.

There was a small fox, she was not strong, but she was very smart. She came up to the strong working bear, and he told her that everyone must help him with his work, if the fox didn't work, he'd have to eat her.

The fox asked what she had to do for the bear. The bear, being hungry, told the small fox she'd have to carry a big boulder to the other side of river within 10 minutes, knowing it was impossible for the fox to carry.

The fox told him yes, under one condition... "Only if I see you do it in less than two minutes." The prideful bear roared as he picked up the boulder and easily carried the boulder to the other side in less than two minutes.

"See, fox? I could do it in ONE minute." he said.

And the intelligent fox looked at him and said "And the work is done, bear. The boulder is on the other side, isn't it?" The fox trotted away and left the bear simmering in anger.

kathleen Member+ [M:0] DONT PISS ME OFF!! I HAVE PEOPLE FOR THAT!!! Posts: 578	Campfire Stories Sept 16, 2007 15:49:22 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kathleen on Sept 16, 2007 15:49:22 GMT -5 omg the bear was teh fool in the story...the fox was just brilliant!

Mikan Yuuki Veteran Member I'm some how more mature than you! Posts: 3,036	Campfire Stories Sept 16, 2007 15:51:33 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mikan Yuuki on Sept 16, 2007 15:51:33 GMT -5 Yup.

kathleen Member+ [M:0] DONT PISS ME OFF!! I HAVE PEOPLE FOR THAT!!! Posts: 578	Campfire Stories Sept 16, 2007 15:53:34 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kathleen on Sept 16, 2007 15:53:34 GMT -5 lol i finally got something as soon as i read it...usually gotta read something three times before i get it!

Mikan Yuuki Veteran Member I'm some how more mature than you! Posts: 3,036	Campfire Stories Sept 16, 2007 15:55:22 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mikan Yuuki on Sept 16, 2007 15:55:22 GMT -5 She made him do the work.

Lilly-Beth Veteran Member [M:4] Who, me? I'm innocent! Posts: 3,916	Campfire Stories Sept 16, 2007 16:24:34 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lilly-Beth on Sept 16, 2007 16:24:34 GMT -5 Smart fox

Dr Will Silver Member [M:2] Dr Delicious Posts: 1,006	Campfire Stories Sept 16, 2007 16:44:36 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dr Will on Sept 16, 2007 16:44:36 GMT -5 Smoke follows beauty! Thats why the smoke is all over me!
	Hmmm, Big Brother isn't Big Brother without Will

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Campfire Stories Sept 16, 2007 17:42:16 GMT -5

Post by Brennus on Sept 16, 2007 17:42:16 GMT -5

Once upon a time, Brennus went out to burn a village to the ground. He gathered his troops and marched across the wide open plains.

Then a mysterious fairy came along.

"I am a fairy, the guardian of life. I will grant you three wishes," said the fairy, "if you promise to spare the little village."

Brennus thought about it and said okay. First, he wished for a larger army. Second, he wished for siege weapons. Last, he wished for new armor for his whole army.

The fairy granted the wishes, then looked at Brennus. "Are you still going to attack the little village?"

"With this army?" Brennus asked. "Pfft! Thanks a lot, Ms. Fairy, we're taking on Rome itself now!"

And so Brennus and his army and their siege weapons rained down fiery death upon the city of Rome. And it was a happy day for barbarians everywhere.

Celtic warlord coming through!

Mikan Yuuki Veteran Member I'm some how more mature than you! Posts: 3,036	Campfire Stories Sept 16, 2007 18:15:55 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mikan Yuuki on Sept 16, 2007 18:15:55 GMT -5 drwill said: Smoke follows beauty! Thats why the smoke is all over me! We see that, Will!

kathleen Member+ [M:0] DONT PISS ME OFF!! I HAVE PEOPLE FOR THAT!!! Posts: 578	Campfire Stories Sept 17, 2007 20:16:51 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kathleen on Sept 17, 2007 20:16:51 GMT -5 drwill said: Smoke follows beauty! Thats why the smoke is all over me! you said ti Dr. Will!

kathleen Member+ [M:0] DONT PISS ME OFF!! I HAVE PEOPLE FOR THAT!!! Posts: 578	Campfire Stories Sept 17, 2007 20:18:21 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kathleen on Sept 17, 2007 20:18:21 GMT -5 Good story Brennus!

Brennus Regular [M:0] Posts: 324	Campfire Stories Sept 18, 2007 2:40:08 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Brennus on Sept 18, 2007 2:40:08 GMT -5 I know, I always love a happy ending.
	Celtic warlord coming through!

Lilly-Beth Veteran Member [M:4] Who, me? I'm innocent! Posts: 3,916	Campfire Stories Sept 18, 2007 3:41:40 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lilly-Beth on Sept 18, 2007 3:41:40 GMT -5

Dr Will Silver Member [M:2] Dr Delicious Posts: 1,006	Campfire Stories Sept 18, 2007 4:17:29 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dr Will on Sept 18, 2007 4:17:29 GMT -5 You should make a happy story with all the people in the house Brennus!
	Hmmm, Big Brother isn't Big Brother without Will

kathleen Member+ [M:0] DONT PISS ME OFF!! I HAVE PEOPLE FOR THAT!!! Posts: 578	Campfire Stories Sept 18, 2007 4:25:18 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kathleen on Sept 18, 2007 4:25:18 GMT -5 yes he should!