Post by Brennus on Sept 18, 2007 4:54:51 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there were two sad nominees. Their names were Leslie and Elizabeth. They were sad because they had heard that the last picture of Dr. Will was about to be burned.
"We have to save that picture!" Leslie said.
"Absolutely!" agreed Elizabeth.
So, Leslie and Elizabeth left their house and walked through the open fields to try to save the last picture of Dr. Will.
As they walked, they found a lost cybergrl. Standing next to her was a strange BioDork. "Who are you?" asked Leslie.
"I am a cybergrl," said the cybergrl. "And this is a BioDork. We are traveling merchants. Where are you going?"
"We are going to save the last picture of Dr. Will," said Elizabeth.
"Well, you will need this!" said the BioDork. He handed them maps. "The Splatt here will tell you where you are. The Splatt here will tell you how much farther you will have to go."
"Thanks very much, cybergrl and BioDork," said the two nominees, and they went on their way, checking to see how much farther the Splatt had moved every so often.
They continued on their way and found a floating eye.
"Who are you?" Elizabeth asked.
"I am Kathleen," said the eye, despite the fact it had no mouth.
"That's just great," Elizabeth said. And the two nominees went on their way.
They continued on their way and decided to spend the night at a village. "Where we will stay?" asked Leslie.
"The village," Elizabeth said.
"I know, but where in the village?" Leslie asked.
A big smiley face popped out of nowhere. "Come to me, okay?" said the face. So the two girls did. The face floated farther down the street. "Come to me! Come to me, okay?"
"Yes, yes, we will come to you!" shouted Leslie and Elizabeth excitedly as they ran closer and closer to the face.
The face stopped in front of an inn and smiled. "OKAY!" it shouted before it exploded.
"That was COOL!" Elizabeth exclaimed.
"Hello," said a man. "I see the strange floating head as drawn you to this place."
"It's a sign," hissed a woman.
"Oh," said Leslie, "that's quaint." She paused. "Is it related to the floating eye?"
"Aye," said the man.
"Yes, we saw a floating eye."
"Aye, it is."
"Yes, that's right, it was definitely an eye. You saw it right, Leslie?"
"Aye," cut in the man.
"No, no, you didn't see it," Elizabeth said. "Only Leslie and I saw it. The eye."
"It could've been the eye of a cow, come to think of it," Leslie mused.
"Nay," said the man.
"No, no, that's a horse."
"Aye," said the man.
Leslie and Elizabeth stood silent for a moment.
"It's a sign!" hissed a woman.
"Is it safe for us to stay here?" Elizabeth asked as the two walked inside the inn.
The man nodded. "I've stayed here for years and years."
"We only want to stay here one night, we have to save the last picture of Dr. Will from being burned," Leslie said.
"It's not a picture, actually," the man said.
"It's a sign!" hissed a woman.
"Oh, now they tell us!" Elizabeth shouted.
"By the way, what are your names?" Leslie asked.
"I am called Anthony and this is my lovely wife, Mei," Anthony said.
"HI!" said Mei, waving happily.
"If you are Mei, who is that freaky woman we saw earlier?" Leslie asked.
"That would be the mother-in-law," Anthony said. Suddenly, everything became clear.
"Mommy, would you like to say something to our wonderful guests?" Mei asked. The woman brought herself up to Mei's ear and whispered something. "Oh, she says she loves you and she wants to give you a gift." Mei handed the pair a board.
"It's a sign!" hissed a woman.
"This sign can help you find the last sign of Dr. Will. Or something," Mei said.
"Right!" Leslie said. "How wonderful!"
The two nominees spent the night, then went out to find the last SIGN of Dr. Will. The Splatt moved over closer to the goal.
They were stopped by two young men. "Who are you?" Elizabeth asked.
"i am alex," said alex.
"and i am chad," said chad.
"we are the leaders of the anti-capitalization league," said alex.
"How wonderful!" Elizabeth cheered.
"my name isn't really capitalized, you know," leslie said, proving it.
"okay, you can pass," said alex. "but this one must stay!"
"No! I must find the last sign of Dr. Will!"
"no! we have to destroy it! did you know his name has two capitals in it?" alex asked.
"do you know what we do to people with two capitals in their names?" chad asked, pointing to Peter Parker who had been tied to a tree with his webs.
"I REPENT!" Peter shouted. "i mean, i repent!"
"unforgiven!" chad shouted. "twenty more lashes."
"noooo!" Peter screamed.
chad smiled. "so you see why we have to stop dr. will?"
Elizabeth stood there as Leslie came back holding a board. "she lied to us!" chad screamed. "her name!"
"grab her!" alex screamed.
"Run, Elizabeth!" Leslie shouted as the two girls ran away holding Dr. Will's sign.
They escaped and Dr. Will's sign was safe. They were rewarded by Brennus with this story which will be forever etched in stone in memorial of the two brave heroines who risked being uncapitalized to save a piece of wood.
The END!
"We have to save that picture!" Leslie said.
"Absolutely!" agreed Elizabeth.
So, Leslie and Elizabeth left their house and walked through the open fields to try to save the last picture of Dr. Will.
As they walked, they found a lost cybergrl. Standing next to her was a strange BioDork. "Who are you?" asked Leslie.
"I am a cybergrl," said the cybergrl. "And this is a BioDork. We are traveling merchants. Where are you going?"
"We are going to save the last picture of Dr. Will," said Elizabeth.
"Well, you will need this!" said the BioDork. He handed them maps. "The Splatt here will tell you where you are. The Splatt here will tell you how much farther you will have to go."
"Thanks very much, cybergrl and BioDork," said the two nominees, and they went on their way, checking to see how much farther the Splatt had moved every so often.
They continued on their way and found a floating eye.
"Who are you?" Elizabeth asked.
"I am Kathleen," said the eye, despite the fact it had no mouth.
"That's just great," Elizabeth said. And the two nominees went on their way.
They continued on their way and decided to spend the night at a village. "Where we will stay?" asked Leslie.
"The village," Elizabeth said.
"I know, but where in the village?" Leslie asked.
A big smiley face popped out of nowhere. "Come to me, okay?" said the face. So the two girls did. The face floated farther down the street. "Come to me! Come to me, okay?"
"Yes, yes, we will come to you!" shouted Leslie and Elizabeth excitedly as they ran closer and closer to the face.
The face stopped in front of an inn and smiled. "OKAY!" it shouted before it exploded.
"That was COOL!" Elizabeth exclaimed.
"Hello," said a man. "I see the strange floating head as drawn you to this place."
"It's a sign," hissed a woman.
"Oh," said Leslie, "that's quaint." She paused. "Is it related to the floating eye?"
"Aye," said the man.
"Yes, we saw a floating eye."
"Aye, it is."
"Yes, that's right, it was definitely an eye. You saw it right, Leslie?"
"Aye," cut in the man.
"No, no, you didn't see it," Elizabeth said. "Only Leslie and I saw it. The eye."
"It could've been the eye of a cow, come to think of it," Leslie mused.
"Nay," said the man.
"No, no, that's a horse."
"Aye," said the man.
Leslie and Elizabeth stood silent for a moment.
"It's a sign!" hissed a woman.
"Is it safe for us to stay here?" Elizabeth asked as the two walked inside the inn.
The man nodded. "I've stayed here for years and years."
"We only want to stay here one night, we have to save the last picture of Dr. Will from being burned," Leslie said.
"It's not a picture, actually," the man said.
"It's a sign!" hissed a woman.
"Oh, now they tell us!" Elizabeth shouted.
"By the way, what are your names?" Leslie asked.
"I am called Anthony and this is my lovely wife, Mei," Anthony said.
"HI!" said Mei, waving happily.
"If you are Mei, who is that freaky woman we saw earlier?" Leslie asked.
"That would be the mother-in-law," Anthony said. Suddenly, everything became clear.
"Mommy, would you like to say something to our wonderful guests?" Mei asked. The woman brought herself up to Mei's ear and whispered something. "Oh, she says she loves you and she wants to give you a gift." Mei handed the pair a board.
"It's a sign!" hissed a woman.
"This sign can help you find the last sign of Dr. Will. Or something," Mei said.
"Right!" Leslie said. "How wonderful!"
The two nominees spent the night, then went out to find the last SIGN of Dr. Will. The Splatt moved over closer to the goal.
They were stopped by two young men. "Who are you?" Elizabeth asked.
"i am alex," said alex.
"and i am chad," said chad.
"we are the leaders of the anti-capitalization league," said alex.
"How wonderful!" Elizabeth cheered.
"my name isn't really capitalized, you know," leslie said, proving it.
"okay, you can pass," said alex. "but this one must stay!"
"No! I must find the last sign of Dr. Will!"
"no! we have to destroy it! did you know his name has two capitals in it?" alex asked.
"do you know what we do to people with two capitals in their names?" chad asked, pointing to Peter Parker who had been tied to a tree with his webs.
"I REPENT!" Peter shouted. "i mean, i repent!"
"unforgiven!" chad shouted. "twenty more lashes."
"noooo!" Peter screamed.
chad smiled. "so you see why we have to stop dr. will?"
Elizabeth stood there as Leslie came back holding a board. "she lied to us!" chad screamed. "her name!"
"grab her!" alex screamed.
"Run, Elizabeth!" Leslie shouted as the two girls ran away holding Dr. Will's sign.
They escaped and Dr. Will's sign was safe. They were rewarded by Brennus with this story which will be forever etched in stone in memorial of the two brave heroines who risked being uncapitalized to save a piece of wood.
The END!
But that's my little warlord secret.
;D 
