Post by dragonomine on Nov 13, 2008 8:00:29 GMT -5
~ Episode 1 ~
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The magnificent ship Lady Dragon, loomed like a dark shadow against the waning moon. Admiral Dragon had chosen the most cut-throat crew she could find in the seedy corners of the shipping docks. 16 crewmembers set sail on the Lady Dragon in search of treasure and a little bit of adventure. They were about to experience a voyage like no other. When The Lady Dragon finally docked at the completion of her mission, only one crew member would be left alive.
Donna: "Shiver me timbers! Ye all shall walk the plank and I'll be the last pirate standing! Remember dead men tell no tales!"
Tracy: Thie is a WARNING for all you Swashbucks,
You may as well forget it & go to the back of the line.....
You cant have it! The booty's ALL MINE!!!
Kurtis: "Arrrrrgh, my parrot will peck out the competition!"
Dave: "To win, you must be a real Captain... keep a tight control over your pirates and be ready to cut all of them loose, or face a deserved mutiny."
Ty: I can't wait to rape the living shit out of some natives.
Ricky: "I'm mother fucking ricky hoeguard, what else do you need to know? JAY KAY"
Sami: The treasure is already mine because in no time at all I'll be handing each of you scallywags one way tickets to Davy Jones' locker. Enjoy sleeping with the sharks!
Eric: Don't steal my booty!
Ryann: Fuck you you fucking pricks I'm going to fucking slit your fucking throats you fucking fuckbag fuckers!
Sammi: Ye won't be walkin' t' plank when Im through with ye, you'll be tossed overboard!
Jason: Yar. I shall shiver ye timbers til all ye has left is parrot maggots and dust.
Andrew: How will I take out the other scum? Cut some throats... shove some people overboard.. you know how it goes.
Mike: Psssh... You thought Jack Sparrow had good looks, brains, and brawn... Well then You haven't met me and once you have your ass will be walking the plank!
John: "Though diplomatic and peaceful in nature, I'll easily cut you to pieces if you seem to put me in danger."
Mag: "Cross my path matey and you'll walk the plank! Remember.. dead men tell no tales!"
Stacey: "By the time Im done with you, you'll have a glass eye, hook hand and the worse case of scabies ever. "