So Fetch

[Gretchen Weiners]

Lmfao, here are some of the PMs I've sent.

[Gretchen Weiners]

JP:

Hey, JP.

I guess you're sort of fetch. I mean, no where near as fetch as me or Regina, come on. Regina is, like, SO fetch, even with her fake nose. Hmmm...maybe that's why she's acting so strange around me...do you know anything about that? Ugh, she's just acting like Caesar. Why should Caesar get to stomp around like he's so fetch!? I mean, come on! Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, Brutus is just as nice as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar so we should all just STAB CAESAR!! Pardon me, that was not fetch at all. Anyway, I just wanted to say Hello to you.

Yours Truely

Gretchen Weiners, who is so fetch

[Gretchen Weiners]

Dr. Will:

I just wanted to let you know that you are not fetch at all. Thanks for trying

Yours Truly,

Gretchen Weiners, who is so fetch

[Gretchen Weiners]

Elizabeth:

My dear Elizabeth,

I am terribly sorry to announce that you have been rejected from Gretchen's School of Fetch. You're just not fetch enough, I guess. Maybe if you try a little bit harder, then you...wait...nevermind, you still wouldn't be fetch enough. I guess you're just out of the loop. Better luck next time.

With fetch,

Gretchen Weiners, who is so fetch.

[Gretchen Weiners]

Gretchen -How are you voting tonight?
Well, logically, I am voting for who is least fetch! I mean, come on! How else would you expect me to vote? As queen of Fetch, it is my responsibility to make sure the fetch people go further than the non-fetch people. The non-fetch people are destined to be losers and at the end of the day, nobody really pays attention to the losers like right? They only pay attention to the girls like myself and Regina. Isn't that right Regina?

Regina: Oh shut up, you airhead.

Oh my fetch. That is so not fetch!


Am I Fetch ?

You're about as fetch as brocolli. That's a no. Sorry, better luck next time, sweetheart who is not fetch.


XOXOXOXOXOXOXO GRETCHEN XOXOXOXOXOXOOX

[Gretchen Weiners]

Thought that was a noteworthy post.