Post by Nathan on Sept 30, 2009 15:35:20 GMT -5
Well, well, well…. Look who’s back, bitches! It’s me, Nathan and you may know me as the winner of BB5, where I played a pretty dominant and very bitchy game. The biggest reason for my being such a bitch in BB5 is because the other people were obnoxiously lame. They were the biggest losers on the planet, and I was stuck with all of them, and it sucked. But I managed to win most of the competitions, knock out the losers, and had a great time doing it.
This time around, I don’t know if I’ll be quite the bitch I was back then. I hope to like more people than I did in BB5. But we’ll see.
Regardless, I’m so excited to be back for All Stars. I have a feeling that I don’t have a shot in hell at winning this time around, but that’s ok. I’m just here to do my best and have fun. I have a feeling that the competition this time is going to be fierce and I know for a fact that I have a target on my back from more than a few people. I’m a former winner, I’m a challenge threat, and I was a huge bitch and there are a number of people who want revenge for the things I said about them.
So, to get started, let’s do a quick run down of the other players in the house and my thoughts on them…
THE PEOPLE WHO I DON’T KNOW AND/OR DON’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS ABOUT:
Barinade – I don’t know this person yet. Word is that he is annoying, and young, so I’m hoping I can use that to my advantage.
Heather – I don’t think I know this person, but we’ll see.
Chad – I’ve played with Chad before, but I don’t remember anything about him.
Jessica – again, no idea…
THE PEOPLE I DON’T CARE FOR AND WANT OUT OF THE GAME IMMEDIATELY
Dr Will – He doesn’t know who I am, but I know who he is. He is a smarmy bastard and the biggest liar I have ever had the misfortune of knowing. He has no idea we have played together before, and I have no intention of telling him.
Anthony- the runner up in BB5, and also the world’s most boring person. He’s nice enough, sure… but come on? All Star? I think not. I know he doesn’t care for me, so I have to do something about him before he can do something about me.
Evel Dick – Step right up and see the world’s oldest lady! This bitch HATES me. And for good reason. I was pretty cruel to her in BB5, and clearly I haven’t learned to stop. I just have no respect for her game and her personality bores me to tears. The fact that she is most certainly going to team up (again) with Anthony (who I’m guessing is about 12 years old) just creeps me out.
THE PEOPLE I AM NOT OPPOSED TO WORKING WITH
Kathleen – She’s a sweetheart, she really is. She’s a bit looney, yes, and she talks a lot, but she is a sweet girl. She already gave me a slew of information about the other players as well… According to Kathleen, Anthony still holds a grudge against her for voting for me to win BB5 and she is keeping an eye on him. Yang and Will are strong players and will probably team up, Chad is boring and will probably go inactive, Heather has played at RGO a lot, Thrills will probably work with Anthony and Donna, and Erin and Yang will probably team up. Now, I know that some of those aren’t true (I don’t think she’s lying, I just don’t think she knows). But I like that she felt inclined to tell me her thoughts on so many people.
DoctorThrills – He’s ok. A bit of a loose cannon. He hosted BB5 and aside from his obvious disdain for me taking the win away from his precious Anthony, I don’t think he hates me TOO much. I doubt I’ll work with him, but I don’t think I’ll target him soon either.
Quinn – I really like this guy. He and I have played together in a couple games and I’ve found him to be loyal and friendly. I would be very open to working with him. I just haven’t talked to him yet.
AND FINALLY, THE PEOPLE I AM FOR SURE WORKING WITH
Warren – Come on… you didn’t think the Chill Town of BB5 would split up, did you? Warren and I have huge targets on our backs as a previous alliance, but I don’t care. I love the kid and can’t imagine not working with him again.
Erin – My other dear friend in the game. Warren and Erin are the two people who I will never turn against in this game. Not ever. I think the world of them.
Yang – Yang I don’t know him quite as well as I do Erin and Warren, but he liked the game that Warren and I played in BB5 and he and Erin are friends, so we came up with the idea of working together as a foursome. I trust him and hopefully the four of us will tear this house apart. We shall see….
So there you have it: my pre-game thoughts on the players. The game is starting tonight and I haven’t completely decided if I want to go in strong and try to win the HOH. My initial thought was to throw the challenge, but after talking to Kathleen I realized that there are a number of people who might be after me, so we’ll see. I might just have to win and make some deals. Plus it would be nice to take out one of Anthony/Dick/Will first (which is exactly what I would do if I won HOH).
All right… let’s get this party started!
This time around, I don’t know if I’ll be quite the bitch I was back then. I hope to like more people than I did in BB5. But we’ll see.
Regardless, I’m so excited to be back for All Stars. I have a feeling that I don’t have a shot in hell at winning this time around, but that’s ok. I’m just here to do my best and have fun. I have a feeling that the competition this time is going to be fierce and I know for a fact that I have a target on my back from more than a few people. I’m a former winner, I’m a challenge threat, and I was a huge bitch and there are a number of people who want revenge for the things I said about them.
So, to get started, let’s do a quick run down of the other players in the house and my thoughts on them…
THE PEOPLE WHO I DON’T KNOW AND/OR DON’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS ABOUT:
Barinade – I don’t know this person yet. Word is that he is annoying, and young, so I’m hoping I can use that to my advantage.
Heather – I don’t think I know this person, but we’ll see.
Chad – I’ve played with Chad before, but I don’t remember anything about him.
Jessica – again, no idea…
THE PEOPLE I DON’T CARE FOR AND WANT OUT OF THE GAME IMMEDIATELY
Dr Will – He doesn’t know who I am, but I know who he is. He is a smarmy bastard and the biggest liar I have ever had the misfortune of knowing. He has no idea we have played together before, and I have no intention of telling him.
Anthony- the runner up in BB5, and also the world’s most boring person. He’s nice enough, sure… but come on? All Star? I think not. I know he doesn’t care for me, so I have to do something about him before he can do something about me.
Evel Dick – Step right up and see the world’s oldest lady! This bitch HATES me. And for good reason. I was pretty cruel to her in BB5, and clearly I haven’t learned to stop. I just have no respect for her game and her personality bores me to tears. The fact that she is most certainly going to team up (again) with Anthony (who I’m guessing is about 12 years old) just creeps me out.
THE PEOPLE I AM NOT OPPOSED TO WORKING WITH
Kathleen – She’s a sweetheart, she really is. She’s a bit looney, yes, and she talks a lot, but she is a sweet girl. She already gave me a slew of information about the other players as well… According to Kathleen, Anthony still holds a grudge against her for voting for me to win BB5 and she is keeping an eye on him. Yang and Will are strong players and will probably team up, Chad is boring and will probably go inactive, Heather has played at RGO a lot, Thrills will probably work with Anthony and Donna, and Erin and Yang will probably team up. Now, I know that some of those aren’t true (I don’t think she’s lying, I just don’t think she knows). But I like that she felt inclined to tell me her thoughts on so many people.
DoctorThrills – He’s ok. A bit of a loose cannon. He hosted BB5 and aside from his obvious disdain for me taking the win away from his precious Anthony, I don’t think he hates me TOO much. I doubt I’ll work with him, but I don’t think I’ll target him soon either.
Quinn – I really like this guy. He and I have played together in a couple games and I’ve found him to be loyal and friendly. I would be very open to working with him. I just haven’t talked to him yet.
AND FINALLY, THE PEOPLE I AM FOR SURE WORKING WITH
Warren – Come on… you didn’t think the Chill Town of BB5 would split up, did you? Warren and I have huge targets on our backs as a previous alliance, but I don’t care. I love the kid and can’t imagine not working with him again.
Erin – My other dear friend in the game. Warren and Erin are the two people who I will never turn against in this game. Not ever. I think the world of them.
Yang – Yang I don’t know him quite as well as I do Erin and Warren, but he liked the game that Warren and I played in BB5 and he and Erin are friends, so we came up with the idea of working together as a foursome. I trust him and hopefully the four of us will tear this house apart. We shall see….
So there you have it: my pre-game thoughts on the players. The game is starting tonight and I haven’t completely decided if I want to go in strong and try to win the HOH. My initial thought was to throw the challenge, but after talking to Kathleen I realized that there are a number of people who might be after me, so we’ll see. I might just have to win and make some deals. Plus it would be nice to take out one of Anthony/Dick/Will first (which is exactly what I would do if I won HOH).
All right… let’s get this party started!