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Post by kathleen on Sept 19, 2007 20:20:33 GMT -5
lol!!!
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Post by Brennus on Dec 20, 2007 2:19:24 GMT -5
I think it's time for a new story.
Once upon a time, in a far away land, there lived two princesses named Elizabeth and Kathleen who were the daughters of a very evil king named Anthony. Their mother, Queen Mei, had long ago disappeared in a mysterious fish incident. One day Anthony realized that he was soon going to be too old to be king. This meant that one of his daughters would have to be queen, and everyone knew it. But he hated his daughters, so he devised an evil game. He announced, "I will lock my daughters away in the dungeon. The first one to escape will be queen." And so the fair and beautiful Elizabeth and Kathleen were locked deep inside the castle's winding passageways and ordered to find their way out. But what the girls did not know was that it was a trick. King Anthony was so evil, he made it so that there was no way to escape. The girls would spend the rest of their days in the dungeon, no one would remember them, and the King could pick whoever he wanted to be the next ruler.
Elizabeth was shoved into one cell and Kathleen was locked in the other one. They were separated so they could not work together. "What are we going to do?" Elizabeth asked. "We are going to be locked in here forever."
"Maybe there is a way out," the resourceful Kathleen said. Kathleen pulled something out her hair and began picking at the lock. Miraculously, it opened.
"Kathleen, you are a genius!" Elizabeth said. "Now save me!"
Kathleen looked at her sister and smirked. "Are you kidding? I've wanted to be queen ever since I was a little girl. Now I am going to escape and win this game! You are not going to be any competition for me." Kathleen happily went by herself to explore the dungeon, leaving Elizabeth to slowly waste away.
Elizabeth was feeling very sad, when a spider came walking down its web. "Hello," said the spider. "You can call me Peter." Elizabeth was quite used to random arachnids crawling up to her and introducing themselves, so this was not odd at all.
"Oh, Peter," Elizabeth sobbed. "My father has trapped me here and now my sister ran away and won't set me free. What will I do?"
"I can see that you are pure in heart. I will tell you what I will do. I am small enough to fit inside your lock," said the spider. "I will crawl in there and use my web to set you free." Peter crawled inside and used his web as a rope to pull the lock open. The chains fell off Elizabeth and she found the key to open the lock.
"Thank you ever so much Peter," said the kindly Elizabeth. "Now how do I find my out?"
There was a sudden rumbling noise that scared Peter away. Elizabeth looked behind her to see a hulking barbarian shaking the passageway. "YOUR CHAINS CAN NOT HOLD ME ANTHONY!" the barbarian shouted, his eyes wild. "NOW YOU WILL PAY!" Then, the barbarian saw Princess Elizabeth. "You are Anthony's daughter aren't you? If I can't find Anthony, you will have to do!" He lunged at the girl, but Elizabeth backed away.
"No, please don't!" Elizabeth said. "I know there is some good in you somewhere."
The barbarian looked at Elizabeth, his body heaving with each breath. "What do you know about my life?" the barbarian asked, harshly.
"I... know nothing," Elizabeth admitted. "But..."
"SILENCE!" the barbarian shouted. He reached out to grab Elizabeth. The princess's throat fit snugly in his hand. "Now tell me how to get out so I can slaughter your father."
"Please don't," Elizabeth said. "He's my father! You can't kill him..."
"But he put you in this prison," the barbarian said.
"But he's doesn't deserve death," Elizabeth said, her hands pulling at the barbarian's chokehold.
The barbarian dropped the princess. Suddenly, a bright light surrounded the man and he turned into a handsome prince.
"What?" Elizabeth asked, confused.
"I am a fairy who was sent to test if your heart was pure," the former barbarian said.
"What? Couldn't you have just asked the spider and skipped this whole freaking me out thing?"
The fairy covered his mouth with his hand in a thoughtful pose.
"And you are a male fairy?"
"I can't help it if I was born this way!" the fairy said, rolling his eyes.
Elizabeth crossed her arms and looked at the man. "Now wait, now I have another question, are you a prince or a fairy? Or a barbarian? Or some combination of those three?"
"I see I need a better introduction," the fairy said. "My name is Brennus, Fairy Prince of Barbar."
Elizabeth had a blank expression for about thirty seconds before she finally said, "Oooohhhhhhhhh!!!"
"Yes! Now you see! It's time for me to help you escape," Brennus, Fairy Prince of Barbar said. He waved his wand and instantly Elizabeth found herself in a grassy plain.
"Thank you so much, Brennus, Fairy Prince of... whatever, thank you very saving me!" Elizabeth said, jumping up and down. "But... what about my sister?"
"Because she was not pure in heart, she will be trapped forever," Brennus, FPoB explained.
"That sucks."
"Yeah."
"So off to the castle then?" Elizabeth asked.
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As Elizabeth and Brennus were heading to the castle, Anthony's conjurer known as Doctor Will had made a floating face appear for the king's amusement.
"Make it say something," Anthony said.
Will nodded and shook his hand at the face. "Come to me!" the face said. "Come to me, come to me!"
"Can he say anything else?" Anthony asked.
"Okay!" the face said. "Me too, okay? Come, come, come!"
Anthony tilted his head and shrugged. "Yup. You should definitely burn this one."
The face's jaw dropped in a morbid expression. It looked pleadingly at Dr Will who was spinning his hands in circles. Just then, Elizabeth and Brennus entered. Dr Will turned to see them and accidentally shot his fireballs at them.
"No!" Elizabeth shouted. She pushed Brennus out of the way. Just as the fireballs hit Elizabeth, they bounced back. One hit Anthony and one hit Dr Will burning both of them.
"What was that?" Elizabeth said. Brennus opened his mouth but then Elizabeth said, "Some more crap about having a pure heart right?"
"Actually, it's more about the vector angle of the fireball and aerodynamics," Brennus said. "But pure heart sounds better."
And so in the end, Elizabeth became queen. She banished her still aflame evil father and his burning magician and sent them to the dungeon with her selfish sister. Brennus, FQoB, went on to become King of Barbar and returned often when Elizabeth was in need of a fairy prince who could transmogrify into a barbarian, which was surprisingly often. Even her mother returned immediately after learning that Anthony was no more. Elizabeth ruled the kingdom with her pure heart, but best of all, she burned that stupid face that could only say four words.
And after she did that, everyone lived happily ever after.
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Post by Dr Will on Dec 20, 2007 4:35:10 GMT -5
*BRAVO*
But why did I die? LMAO
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Post by kathleen on Dec 20, 2007 5:47:12 GMT -5
o,mg im so sorry Will i didnt know you would die like this......but Brennus that was a really good sotry, are you going to become a book writer in the future?
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Post by Brennus on Dec 20, 2007 7:06:35 GMT -5
o,mg im so sorry Will i didnt know you would die like this......but Brennus that was a really good sotry, are you going to become a book writer in the future? I want to, but I need a publisher and an agent and all that and I just don't know how to!! If a publisher and an agent fell out of Heaven and said, "Hi, we're here to help you," I would be publishing things left and right. My biggest problem right now is I don't know where or how or *insert question word here* to get one here in my country (all the information I've read is for America) and the whole process just seems confusing. And as I've said elsewhere, one of my greatest goals is to become a scriptwriter for movies. I would love to do that. But any writing would be great, I think. |
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Post by kathleen on Dec 20, 2007 9:09:45 GMT -5
where do you live...i can try to get you some info, i live in canada and its really easy to find that sort of thing!
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Post by Mikan Yuuki on Dec 20, 2007 12:55:13 GMT -5
Brennus, do you hate me? Why did I have to disappear in a fish-related accident? And how can Liz and Kathleen be my daughters when I'm YOUNGER that both of them?  |
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Post by Peter Parker on Dec 20, 2007 16:05:38 GMT -5
Thanks for another superb story, Brennus.
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Post by Mikan Yuuki on Dec 20, 2007 17:11:17 GMT -5
Anthony's younger than them too! |
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Post by Brennus on Dec 20, 2007 19:07:58 GMT -5
Kathleen, I live in the Philippines.  And I have no idea how old everyone in this game is. I just started with the fact that Anthony nominated Elizabeth and Kathleen, and from there built a story around it. Names were pretty much randomly inserted. I actually had no idea where to put you Mei. I just realized that I had the story with just Anthony and so I put you in as the queen. Incidentally, you and Anthony were married in my last story as well. Didn't realize that until now. |
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Post by Mikan Yuuki on Dec 20, 2007 21:08:37 GMT -5
 You're a good writer. I like to draw myself. |
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Post by Lilly-Beth on Dec 20, 2007 23:15:38 GMT -5
Wow, that's a nice story, Brennus  |
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Post by Dr Will on Dec 20, 2007 23:16:15 GMT -5
I say more stories
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Post by Lilly-Beth on Dec 20, 2007 23:20:27 GMT -5
Brennus, I'll definitely buy your books ;D
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Post by Brennus on Dec 20, 2007 23:22:58 GMT -5
LOL, yay! The question though is whether or not I'd WRITE my books.  (and then the second question is whether or not my parents would allow me to publish my books after I write them...) |
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You're a good writer. I like to draw myself. 
(and then the second question is whether or not my parents would allow me to publish my books after I write them...)